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The Opposite of Hallelujah - Jens Lekman
To deny the actuality of miracles on the ground that, because we cannot comprehend the means, that reported results are fictitious, is to arrogate to the human mind the attribute of omniscience, by implying that what man cannot comprehend cannot be, and that therefore he is able to comprehend all that is.
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| — | James E. Talmage (Jesus the Christ) |
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A Fictional First Conversation
You: Hey, what’s up?
Me: Oh hi.
(beat)
Me: I’ve looked at your Facebook like 30 times.
A Boy and His Bear
My girlfriend saw a picture of a teddy bear fighting a dragon and told me that I should write a story similar to that picture. So I did, and this it:
“I can’t find him!”
“It’s got to be in here somewhere, where was the last place you saw him?”
“I don’t remember! We’ve got to find him, I won’t sleep without him!”
Jacob P. Cottonwood was only 3’ 7” and weighed 58 pounds, but was very precocious for his age. This particular night he was wearing his lucky pajamas, the dark blue ones with little fire hats and fire trucks scattered around them, which always seemed to compliment his golden honey blonde hair and his innocent clear blue eyes quite well. He was usually had a cheerful countenance about him, always showing off his small slightly crooked teeth, but tonight there was a problem. Out of all the things that could possibly happen, this was the worst. Edward was missing.
